10.03.2012

names

have you guys ever heard of the kabalarian name analysis? it is insane...



steve somehow stumbled across it in his nightly browsing, and we typed in our names as a joke. this is how it works: "by applying universal principles of language, logic, and mathematics to establish the paramount importance of names and the critical role they play in our lives." (okay, weirdos). but we tried it...and were totally creeped out by how eerily accurate it was! we then continued to type in potential baby names, pet's names, former teacher's names...it's easy to get carried away. maybe we're totally insane, but, here's a brief analysis of my first name, according to the kabalarian name analysis:


Your first name of Elise has given you energy, drive, and ambition, but also an almost excessively strong-willed and independent nature. While you are creative, inventive, and ingenious in practical matters, and always ready to initiate and promote new undertakings, you often experience difficulty in bringing your undertakings to a successful conclusion because of your own changing interests or changing circumstances. You excel musically, but find the theory and technical aspects of it tedious and frustrating. Though the name Elise creates the urge to be creative and original, we call attention to the challenge of controlling temper...

okay, so of course this would never prevent me from naming a child thomas...apparently the name "can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the heart, lungs, bronchial area, and elimination system" (supposedly), and of course i can't help but think these people are the same ones who write monthly horoscopes. but who knows? maybe they're spot on ;)

1 comment:

Lindsey said...

My husband and I have the same description, but it's pretty correct for both of us. Part of me wonders if anyone could find some truth in most of the descriptions, but it's pretty cool regardless.